Destination Nowhere

Ringtone.

“Good afternoon sir, this is your frequent flyer program personal booking agent, how can I help you?”

“I would like to book a flight, please, for today”

“Certainly, from where to where sir?”

“From Amsterdam to Nowhere please.”

Pause.

“Please hold the line for a moment sir.”

Pause, music.

“I’m afraid I cannot find the destination Nowhere anywhere on any map sir.”

Click.

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